*chugs 3 cans of mountain dew game fuel™ in a row*
hello my people
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god
I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive
SIDE BURN「SUPER HAIR CATALOG」
Nikolai Tsiskaridze trained by Galina Ulanova. Photo by Mikhail Logvinov.
Child soldiers in Vietnam smoke a cigarette together, 1967.
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less